Dual....:-)
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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