We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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