Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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