First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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