I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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