Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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