Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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