Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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