You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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