Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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