dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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