So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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