There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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