Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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