I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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