ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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