but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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