i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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