i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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