Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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