Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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