yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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