i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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