Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Randomize
