thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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