Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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