we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
literally had 100 drinks last night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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