I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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