Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I am mentally ready for anal.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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