I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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