Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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