I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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