you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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