its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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