NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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