question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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