There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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