Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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