sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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