Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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