i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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