I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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