We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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