You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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