Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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