he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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