you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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