I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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