we're blogging at a bar
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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