I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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