just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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