I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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