I want to make a zoo with you.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She told me I should be a condom model.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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